- east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
- west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
- Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
- floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol
Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.
When men imagine a female uprising, they imagine a world in which women rule men as men have ruled women.
It’s been apparent to me for a while that most men can’t really imagine “equality.” All they can imagine is having the existing power structure inverted.
I cannot decide whether this shows how unimaginative they are, or shows how aware they must be of what they do in order to so deeply fear having it turned on them. (via lepetitmortpourmoi)
And in this crypt far from the shore. The hare lay down upon the floor.
Imprisoned there forever more. And left to all her sorrow.
Narrator - Adoxographist (http://adoxographist.tumblr.com/)
4CHAN - Schrag (http://conceptualwellspring.tumblr.com/)
Ruby - Joely (http://betterwitch.tumblr.com/)
Tom - Biggs (http://mrbiggsproductions.tumblr.com/)
Stitches - Teeco (http://wildsycorax.tumblr.com/)
Read Ruby Quest at (http://evilcorporation.com.br/rubyquest/ or http://nepeta.mozai.com/Ruby_Quest/). All images, characters, and dialogue belong to Weaver. This is a non-profit fan adaptation of his work.
Music Credits can be found in the video description.
so you know how everyone is always like lol illuminati 666 hail satan the south will rise again etc.
well today i was like hey what exactly was the illuminati anyways? and i
Next time on: I didn’t know I was a member of the Illuminati.
Plot twist: Tumblr is literally the Illuminati.
am i in a cult
zombeferre asked: siren!
Siren-If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Man, so many options here. I could have Darren Wilson turn himself in, or Bill Gates give every adult in America a million dollars, or….
Actually no. Now that I’ve said that, I’ll just do the first one.
Anonymous asked: Advice for Senior year?
Fight a teacher. It’s your last shot.
addisonmotherfuckingmontgomery asked: faerie and genie
Faerie- If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Uuuhhhhh, my mind is just going to stealing all the movies and shows and comics that I want. My god that’s sad.
Genie- If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
That our society wasn’t as f*&ked up as it currently is.